Before
You cover ad spend only.
$1.5K to $3K minimum to get statistical signal. Our fee for the sprint is zero.
A studio inside Noontide Collective.
Performance ads
for high-ticket services.
We don't get paid until your numbers do. A 14-day sprint for businesses selling something expensive that already converts when the right person finds it. You pick the KPI. Miss it, you owe nothing. Hit it, we keep going.
- 14-day sprint, fixed scope
- Client covers ad spend only
- KPI on paper before we start
Most agencies bill whether you grow or not.
You've already paid for strategy decks that didn't move the needle. We don't run another retainer on top of the last one. We run a sprint. KPI on paper. Miss it, you owe nothing.
The 14-day sprint
What gets built in two weeks.
Funnel, creative, and media buying in one engagement. No spreadsheet of "recommendations." No handing the work back. We rebuild the page, write the ads, run the spend.
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About page rebuild
Hero, subhead, structure, copy. The page cold traffic actually lands on.
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VSL script (or rewrite)
The video that does the selling when you can't be on the call.
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Cold-traffic campaign
Five-plus creative variations. Built to find the buyer in a crowd.
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Retargeting campaign
Five-plus creative variations. Built to close the buyer who already looked.
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14 days of media buying
Daily optimization on the spend. Eyes on the numbers every day, not every quarter.
The terms, on a single page.
During
KPI agreed on the kickoff call.
Cost-per-qualified-lead or cost-per-customer. Your number, written down, before we start spending.
Miss the KPI
You keep everything. You owe nothing.
The page, the ads, the campaigns, the data. They stay yours. We walk.
Hit the KPI
You pick Path A or Path B.
Path A. Handoff. Flat fee around $10K to $15K. We finalize, train your team, walk away.
Path B. Performance partnership. Aligned incentives, structure depends on what you sell. Negotiated per client.
We don't promise revenue. We promise a controlled cost-per-acquisition and risk reversal.
Why this works.
Aligned skin in the game.
Most agencies bill whether you grow or not. We bill on hit. Your KPI, your terms.
One sprint, three jobs.
Funnel, creative, and media buying in a single engagement. No vendor stack to manage.
Two clean exits.
After 14 days you either own the system or keep us running it. No retainers without proof.
Honest fit check.
Who the sprint is built for.
- + Your average customer is worth more than $2K, often much more.
- + Your offer already converts when the right person finds it.
- + You have $1.5K to $3K in real ad budget to put behind it.
- + You don't want to learn media buying. You want someone competent running it.
- − You're selling a $50 product or a low-ticket subscription. Different math.
- − You don't have an offer yet. We can't sprint a hypothesis.
One call. We tell you if your numbers fit.
Bring your offer, your average order value, and what you've already tried. We'll tell you whether a sprint can hit a number you'd actually pay for.
Book a 1:1 with JoelNo deck. No pitch. A working call.